- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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