- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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