- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Neither have I

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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