Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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