- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.