Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How High is a Chinese man

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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