- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A chicken walks into a barn.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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