Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Women's Rights

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Whats white? A fridge

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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