How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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hi anti joke

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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