so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Smelly Indians.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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