Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Who wants water? I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

thumb_up thumb_down +7

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your mom is so old she died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats brown and booky a book.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops