Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

your mom is so fat.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How old are you? 7

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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