- Anti Joke

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69