- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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