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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

I had a lemon. hi.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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