- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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