- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A jew enters a mall.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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