- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Who is John Galt?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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