What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Barack Obama

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Asian women drivers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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