What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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