- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

womens rights.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

homosexuals are gay

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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