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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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