- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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