Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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