- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Stop. Seriously stop.

K

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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