- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats funnier than 24, 69

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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