Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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chirs

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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