Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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