What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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