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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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