when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

SHUT UP JP

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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