- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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