Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

your mom is so fat.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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