- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what's white and sticky semen

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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