- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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