why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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womans having rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Anti Joke

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