- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A child walks into a classroom.

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