my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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