Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Soccer...

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

An Aisian failed a test

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Anti Joke

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