- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Penis.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Women's rights.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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