A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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How old are you? 7

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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