- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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