Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Charlie Sheen

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A jew enters a mall.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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