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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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