- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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