- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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