Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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knock,knock you suck

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Blacks

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Anti Joke

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