What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Adam Chebali has no life

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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