- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Anthony sucks

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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