Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

hi

Balls

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

An Aisian failed a test

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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