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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Womens basketball

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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