A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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