- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is 33 + 1? Penis

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

How do you make a little girl cry?

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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