- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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