A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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