Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben Corbishley

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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