Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Racial Equality

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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