-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

You have friends

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Get up Look in the mirror

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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