- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

This isn't funny.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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