- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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