Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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