A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Christians

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat...

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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