- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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