- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did your mum die young because she had canser