What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Equal rights!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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A man walks into a bar

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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