A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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