- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

there was once a jew

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??