How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

rocky is here again.......................

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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