why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

SHUT UP JP

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

justin littleton being sucessful

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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