What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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what's white and sticky semen

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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