A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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womans having rights.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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