- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

You know whats funny Aids

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Call of Duty is a good game.

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