how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Daniel is a fag

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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