- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

i have a christmas tree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Banana Hamock.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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