There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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John Cena for president

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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