- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

j.p. is dumb

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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