Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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