What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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