- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

The Morman Religion.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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