- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why dont they make black forks

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

joke under this line wins _________________________

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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