Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Shea's sty....

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know whats funny Aids

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops