What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Black people having a Job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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