- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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