- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

whats brown and booky a book.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

what's black and can't swim?

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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