- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

You have friends

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Get up Look in the mirror

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

mikey is cute

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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