- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How old are you? 7

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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