Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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hear hear

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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