What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Blacks

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Anti Joke

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