What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Fat people

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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