if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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