- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Knock knock come in.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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