- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

SHUT UP JP

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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