Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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which one is easiest

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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