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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Ben Corbishley

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"