- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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