- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

This is a joke.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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