A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Anti Joke

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