- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

womens rights

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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