- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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