Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

save me from the nothing ive become

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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