How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Ms Leong Sux

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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