- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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