- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Black people having a Job.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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