- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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