- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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